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Hello, seldom seen journal! The Earth says hello!
Hello, my diabolical post-reading mutants, or my good friends. I have returned from that hellhole which is the Not-Internet, which always pisses me off. So, anyway, let's get crakin' with something.Type your cut contents here.For many years, centuries, and stuff, people have used the word "crap". Why do we use it? What is its purpose? And who discovered it? Well, we'll find out.
Our quest for knowlege begins in the year -29. Yes, this was in a paralell universe. Shut up. I'm a genius, and you're knot, unless you argh. Then whatever. Anyway, a dude named Francis McBull was resting under a PARALELL tree one day. He was eating an apple, and it fell up. He shrugged and went to his PARALELL house down the PARALELL street. PARALELLELY.
He stumbled upon a man by the name of Ceaser Crapsher. He was a bit of an asshole, and when Francis bumped into Ceaser, he started flipping out. And he eventually hit Francis. His punch was so PA- shh. SO FREAKIN' TOUGH, he melded with Francis. For whatever reason, many passerby called the Francis-Ceaser mutant "Bull-Crap"
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Our quest for knowlege begins in the year -29. Yes, this was in a paralell universe. Shut up. I'm a genius, and you're knot, unless you argh. Then whatever. Anyway, a dude named Francis McBull was resting under a PARALELL tree one day. He was eating an apple, and it fell up. He shrugged and went to his PARALELL house down the PARALELL street. PARALELLELY.
He stumbled upon a man by the name of Ceaser Crapsher. He was a bit of an asshole, and when Francis bumped into Ceaser, he started flipping out. And he eventually hit Francis. His punch was so PA- shh. SO FREAKIN' TOUGH, he melded with Francis. For whatever reason, many passerby called the Francis-Ceaser mutant "Bull-Crap"
END PART ONE
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